GUINNESS

Guinness sells more of its merchandise
than beer itself
 
so we created a Guinness for every situation,
introducing:
irresponsible Guinness
Recovering alcoholic Guinness
Operating heavy machinery Guinness
Gym Guinness
Driving Guinness
At your Desk Guinness
Breakfast Guinness
Pregnant Guinness
Before bed Guinness
On the Tube Guinness
Can't sleep Guinness
Baby-sitting Guinness
interview Guinness
pre-blood test Guinness
On Anti-Biotics Guinness
11am guinness
underage Guinness
Baby Guinness (For babies, not the shot)
Sunbathing Guinness
Swimming Guinness
Getting a tattoo Guinness
they just don't contain any alcohol